99.99999% Ed Sheeran blog :)
my name's Olivia, I like bad puns and good writing and ed sheeran and you x

 

cliff-whored asked
tagged you in something idk if you dont wanna do it its fine lolol

what-did-i-do-whoops:

holysheerios:

Questions: I’ve also sent them out to people xx

1. If you could live in any TV series, which would it be? What would your role be?
I HONESTLY DONT WATCH TV EXCEPT WHEN EDS ON, HELP

2. If you could magically make one unhealthy food super healthy, what would it be?
CADBURY EGGS

3. What do you expect to be like in 60 years?
hopefully happy. And married. Happily married. With kids. And a couple books to my name.

4. What’s an unpopular opinion of yours?
I don’t ship sweeran and I never will oops

5. Who’s your least favorite celebrity and why?
NASH GRIER and I have no reallll reason other than he pisses me the fuck off wanting girls to look like fucking hairless eggs

6. If you had $5,000 to spend at one single store, which would it be?
guitar center uaaaaah

7. What’s one issue in the world today that really concerns you? What makes you so passionate about it?
I’m really concerned about student loans, and how at least in the us, you’re practically forever indebted. That’s not encouraging anyone to go to school

8. What’s your most cringe-worthy memory?
ONCE I WROTE THIS BOY A SONG AND WAS GOING TO PLAY IT AT AN OPEN MIC THING THAT HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AT AND WHEN I GOT ONSTAGE I SAW HE HAD A GIRLFRIEND AND THE SONG WAS SO BLANTANTLY ABOUT HIM

9. What was your blog like when you first started tumblr?
INNOCENT AND NOW LOOK

10. What’s something that you’ll tell everyone else but never your family?
I really want ed sheeran’s penis

11. Build your perfect boyfriend(or girlfriend) out of celebrities, example: harry style’s eyes, david beckham’s abs, josh hutcherson’s personality,etc
brendon urie’s lips, chester see’s body, and Ed sheeran’s ed sheeranness. Actually no I lied. I love ed how he is so

where can I be this girls best friend?? ermahgod

YOU ARE OFFICIALLY MY FRIEND

Anonymous asked
hi where is the post office I'm from uranus

You’re from whose anus again? If you’re looking for the post office try the male anus.

GET IT BC MAIL—-> MALE

ILL BE IN THE CORNER CRYING IF YOU NEED ME

star-crossed-everything asked
I MISSS YOUUUUUUU TALK TO MEEEEEEE

the-oncoming-sandshoes:

holysheerios:

HIIII MY PRIVATE MESSAGES HAVE BEEN JACKED UP X

star-crossed-everything I TOLD YOU SHE STILL LOVED YOU

NOOO BABIES WHY WAS THIS EVEN A QUESTION OFC I DO

followmetoyourdoom asked
IM ACTUALLY NOT YELLING, MY KEYBOARD IS BROKE, BUT YEAH IF YOU THINK FRUIT IS (ARE?) BAD, TRY VEGETABLES THERE'S THIS ONE CALLED A FAT HEN WHICH IS NEITHER FAT NOR HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH HENS

IM SO OCNFUSED

star-crossed-everything asked
I MISSS YOUUUUUUU TALK TO MEEEEEEE

HIIII MY PRIVATE MESSAGES HAVE BEEN JACKED UP X

If you see me at an awards show with a bottle of water…it’s probably not water.

Ed Sheeran (via theblueofedseyesisthetenerifesea)

He must mean sprite!!!! A classic sheeran. Clever kid

holysheerios:

ed-kward:

holysheerios:

ed-kward:

Ed Sheeran arrives at ‘Gare du Nord’ train station on April 18, 2014 in Paris, France.

Arriving at a train station? He can drive his train riiiight into my station looking like that Choo choo motherfucker

I like your tags not being tags

They were meant to be tags originally but
the world needed to know

holysheerios:

ed-kward:

holysheerios:

ed-kward:

Ed Sheeran arrives at ‘Gare du Nord’ train station on April 18, 2014 in Paris, France.

Arriving at a train station? He can drive his train riiiight into my station looking like that
Choo choo motherfucker

I like your tags not being tags

They were meant to be tags originally but the world needed to know
ed-kward:

holysheerios:

ed-kward:

Ed Sheeran arrives at ‘Gare du Nord’ train station on April 18, 2014 in Paris, France.

Arriving at a train station? He can drive his train riiiight into my station looking like that Choo choo motherfucker

I like your tags not being tags

They were meant to be tags originally but
the world needed to know

ed-kward:

holysheerios:

ed-kward:

Ed Sheeran arrives at ‘Gare du Nord’ train station on April 18, 2014 in Paris, France.

Arriving at a train station? He can drive his train riiiight into my station looking like that
Choo choo motherfucker

I like your tags not being tags

They were meant to be tags originally but the world needed to know

Now edward why would you drink sprite out of a water bottle it’s just not right